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noisyghost:

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local woman alarmingly quick to throw herself in the face of danger if it means she might get to kiss a werewolf

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take

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4 days ago on November 1st, 2025 | J | 19,369 notes

dexer-von-dexer:

a-yoda-a-day:

a-yoda-a-day:

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

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5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 119,238 notes

hissingvirgil:

insane-tomato:

technicallyoneofakind:

insane-tomato:

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

Not Halloween but, okay. 

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 238,341 notes

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

I haven’t seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I’ll do it myself

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5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 445,780 notes

mayfay:

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girlwiththegreenhat:

brucebocchi:

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sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but…

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METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

a screenshot of Worf from DS9 looking at a pair of metallic gold swimming trunksALT
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5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 111,870 notes

oceantoyz:

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Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the basket (reblog)!

Milky Way

3 Musketeers

Snickers

Twix

Results

5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 15,811 notes

graceashcroft:

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The KXVO Pumpkin Dance (2006)

5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 17,552 notes

oceantoyz:

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Trick-or-treat! Take one and pass the bucket (reblog) to your mutuals!

Starburst

Milky Way

Peanut M&M’s Fun Size

Skittles

5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 14,799 notes

sirfrogsworth:

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Billie Eilish donated 11.5 million dollars to environmental causes.

She asked why billionaires are billionaires—encouraging them to donate more money.

People are saying her net worth is much more than $11.5 million and she should give away all her money before criticizing billionaires about wealth hoarding.

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This is stupid for a number of reasons.

Billie has an estimated net worth of $50 million. These figures are often highly speculative and as accurate as astrology. They do not represent easy-to-access liquid assets. So 11 million is a huge sum for her to donate.

Beyond that, she can actually donate *more* money over time if she does not give it away all at once. Her money makes more money.

Yes, she could give away $50 million in one lump sum, or she could donate much more than that over a period of 10-20 years.

That is sustainable philanthropy.

Or, ya know… how taxes work.

And lastly…

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Billionaires are currently hoarding about 16 TRILLION dollars. And even if that money is held in stocks, they are still hoarding massive amounts of money that they absolutely have access to. It is not “all tied up in their businesses.” Elon seemed to find $250 million for Trump without much trouble. It’s just more painful to access due to penalties. It is better to hoard wealth and use it as collateral for credit and loans than to actually spend it.

Even if Elon Musk or Bill Gates only have access to a small percentage of their wealth, that is orders of magnitude more money than Billie has.

Billie Eilish isn’t even a drop in the bucket.

She is a molecule of water.

I don’t even want them to donate. I just want them taxed out of billionaire-ness. I want them to bolster and improve our safety net so we don’t have to rely on the charity of the wealthy. I want them to reduce the wealth disparity between themselves and their lowest wage earner.

I at least want them to actually spend their money instead of hoarding it. A good economy needs money to circulate. If they don’t spend it, we should spend it for them.

5 days ago on October 31st, 2025 | J | 715 notes

gallusrostromegalus:

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This is…. Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

It’s worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

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All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it’s negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it’s lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it’s cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it’s less “there’s a leak in my house” and more “OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!”

1 week ago on October 29th, 2025 | J | 256,909 notes
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