I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
- Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.
- Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!
- Jensen: At grocery shopping?
- Jared: Yeah!
- Me: I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep
- Mom: Aww honey that's so sweet
- Me: Yeah we got totally lost
- Dad: Of course you did
- Me: Yeah up in the back woods
- Mom: Oh that's scary
- Me: Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car-
- Dad: YOU WHAT!?
- Me: I stopped the car?
- Dad: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
- Me: We were lost..
- Dad: HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!?
- Mom: HOW- WHY WOULD YOU-
- Mom: DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL
- Dad: Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass.
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY